A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!
2013 Goes To
* Khuman *
Apna Naam DaaL Ke
An Elephant meets an Ant.
Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei?
Ant: 25 saal.
Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti?
Ant: I use LUX.
Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.