Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Mer...

Pappu ki hui master se ladai,
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
gya kabristan or master ka photo taang kr likh diya.
"COMING SOON"

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?

Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate h.

Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.

Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H
Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H
Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai
Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H,,