By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya. Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho?? Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Thaââ¬Â¦
Arz Kiya H LADKI Ro Ro Ke LADKE Se Keh Rhi H wah! wah! LADKI Ro Ro ke LADKE Se keh rhi h, Hath Chhod De kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi H
Kisse Dosto Ke Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote H, Mobile Mein Balance Nahi Par Ameer Hote H, Khud Kabhi Message Karna Nahi Free Ke Message Padne Ke Shaunkeen Hote H.
Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain. Manu: Par Kaise? Tanu: Tension Se. Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He? Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi. Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet, pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking!