By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya. TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai. Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya, Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya. Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms, Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.
MAREEZ: Mujhe ajeeb si Bimari ho gayi h. Jab meri Biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta. Dr.: Ye BIMARI nahi ALLAH ki MAHERBANI H.
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo
MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai.. LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..
Do you know you're a BITCH. B: Beautiful I: Intelligent T: Talented C: Cute and H: Hilarious So you're smiling now, BITCH!
Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye. Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki. Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.
