By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya. TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai. Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe, . Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi H.
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai? Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai? Aadmi:-nahin to.. bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife Tu agar kabhi de dhokha Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
BOY-your teeth are like stars.. Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining?? Boy-No,they are far from each other..!! Means tedhe medhe :P
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
