Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Di...

NARI NARI KYA KARTA HE MURKH,
NARI HE NARK KA DWAR,
AGAR KHUSH BHI HO GAI TO KYA DEGI,
MAL-MUTRA KA DWAR...!!!

Ek GLaass Pani Lo,
Usme Thode Nim Ke PhuL DaaLo,
Fir Use Garam Kro
Aur
Thanda Krke Pee Jaao,
Taki Kanjusi Ke Kide Mar Jaaye.
Fir SmS Kro

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Ek Ganje Ke Sir Per Do Bal Hote H.
Ek Bar Un Dono Me Pyar Ho Jata H.
Lekin Unki Sadi Nahi Ho Pati H.
Kyu.....?


B'coz Bal Vivah Is Not Allowed.

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe h
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe h