Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Di...

Sardar maths k paper me dance kr rha tha,
kisine pucha ye kya kr rhe ho,
Sardar yaar mere dost ne kha tha k maths me har step k marks milte hai...

* GoLden Wards
Agr Tum Kisi Ko Chaho Aur Use HasiL Na Kar Sako To
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To Beta Ye Bahut Bezzati WaaLi Baat Hai.?
Use To Ghar Se Uthwa Lo.

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hi..

Ek dost apne friend say:Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhotey ho ?

Dost:To kya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hai.

Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko..
Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!!