By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Hum mobile me 3G - 4G Data recharge karate raah gaye Aur Wo Tata Sky wala ladka 8 rupaye me mast ladki ptaa li
Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho Larka : kamini zaleel I love U , mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat.
Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..
Biggest prblm in couple of INDIA . . . . . . . . . . . "Are yaar kahi room nahi mil raha hai, thori der k lye v"
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha h? sabzi wala adat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taza.
Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di K Ghar Ki Bell Wah Wah Wah Wah Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha All Is Well All Is Well....
