BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
Charo Aur Padayi Ka Saya H
Saare Paper Mein Zero Aaya
H Hum To Yuhi Chal Dete
Hai Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene
Aur Log Kehte H Sala
Raat Bhar Padh Ke Aaya H.
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota ha.....
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi...?
Angry Golfer: You must be the world's worst caddy?
Caddy: Oh no, that would be too much of a coincidence!
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
Lal mirch ki meethi kheer.