Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats
Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?
Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!
Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! ThatÃ¢â¬â¢s terrible.Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya.