Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats
Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
Santa Ghr aate waqt 1 chinies ladki ko le aaya
Maa : Beta ya kya laye ho?
Santa : Maa tumhi ne to kaha tha ghr aate waqt chini le aana..
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.