Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

By Gaurav (Sep 20, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?

Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?

Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le.

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

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Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

You May Also Like

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

1 Aadmi Santa ki Bet...

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Traffic Cop: D...

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign? Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Santa: Yaar maine na...

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le.

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha , Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ? Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit. Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta H:
Beta Papa Ghar Main H?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?

Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?

Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le.

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!