Most Beautiful wordz said abou...

'DistAnces'
Do not matter when the memories are sweet...
And Special people are not forgotten when
they remain in Heart Beats ..Gud nyt.

Wo BEWAFA Hai To Kiya Hoa.?
Mat BURA Kaho Usko,
Hum Kisi Aur Ko Set Kar Lenge
DAFA Karo Usko,
(',')

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My Foot
"I m Too Cute"

Tufani Barish Me Raat Ko Shop Per 1 Admi
Pizza Lene Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Adami: Is Tufani Barish Me Kya Meri Maa
Mujhe Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna h to sab auraton ko MAA kha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga.
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun.

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1.............A25