Most Beautiful wordz said about life-
"Life iz not amount of breathz U take..
But itz the amount of momentz that took ur breathe away"
Meri kalam se lafz kho gaye shayad,
Aaj wo bhi bewafa ho gaye shayad,
Jab neend khuli to palkon me paani tha,
Mere khwab mujh pe hi ro gaye shayad..
TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka hun.
Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun
Driver: abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) - Papa ye jacket to apki hi...
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.