Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...
Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti H !
Sardar was Reading Financial Times..
Headlines: "Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion." Sardar Ã¢â¬â "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta" :P
Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water h.
Wanna talk about Sodium?
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF