By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike he lunga aur koi nhi. Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet, pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.
Shikayat rehti h unhe hr pal, Ke hme mohabat krni nhi ati. Kuch shikwe to is dil ko bhi h, Pr hme shikayat krni nhi ati.
Q: What did one chair say to another chair? A: "Here comes another a**hole."
Ishq Ke KhayaL Bahut Hai, Ishq Ke Charche Bahut Hai, Socha Ki Hum Bhi Kar Le ishq, Par Suna Hai ishq Me Kharche Bahut Hai.
Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_")
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H. Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H. Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
