By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike he lunga aur koi nhi. Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet, pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h.
Beta: Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakha h ? Papa: Beta, QKi Yeh B Mere Control K Baahar h!
()"""() '(' - ')' Hey u!!! Yes u... D cute one... holding tis mobile! R U asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night..!
Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Maine Tumse Pyaar kiya, Tere Baap ne Mujhko Pitaa, Taan ki Shakti, Mann ki Shakti, Bournvita..
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?"
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
