Funny English SMS
TEACHER: Ali, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times
What is the difference between Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message AND
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
Do you know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both do not exist.
Question: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his exam?
Answer: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a year older again,
I'm Sorry, but that's true!
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
I have learned so much
from my mistakes,
I am thinking of making
a few more.
Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?
Me: I dont know?
Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.
Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning