By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai, Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai, Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai, Or Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai.
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata h, jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata h, wah wah!!!! arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata h.
Ladkiyan Foreigner Honi Chahiye, Local To Mumbai Ki Trains Bhi H. .. .. .. Ladki Andar Se Aachi Honi Chahiye, Bahari Nikhar To Fair & Lovely Bhi Deti H.
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.
Ek Sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the, dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta.
Teacher : I Love u ka janam kha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyo ki iski n koi warrant hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak..
