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U r selected 2 work at d railway station.
Raju: beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.
Salman khan said- I have given a Kick to public n earned 200Cr. Suzzane : hahahaha what's big deal? I have given a Kick to Hrithik n earned 400Cr.
Ladka: I love you
Ladki: meri chapal ka size pata h ?
Ladka: aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!