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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Jaanu, Jaan, Baby, Babu, Shona Ki Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Single Baabu.!

Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai

Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaati h.

Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh, shayad kismat sath de de!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

Jo Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle…
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Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo..
Sab Baat Me Ungli Karna Achchi Baat Nahi H