Read this fast! Chai Cof...

A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.

After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion:

"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

Aaj mare sim card ka birthday aap shahoo to gift samajkar isme Rs.2000 ka recharge kar sakte h .Aap chahoo to agle mahine bhi manaynge.

Hum indians ke pas har cheez ka
solution hai!!
bas problem dusaro ki
honi chahiye

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa..

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gmail@rajnikanth.com
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