Read this fast! Chai Cof...

Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Girl:Maa,Papa? Boy:ya
Girl:Dost?
Boy:ya
Girl: aur daru?

Boy:Didi ghar jao Aapke papa pareshan honge.

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna Muskil H School Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Jo Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle…
To..
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Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo..
Sab Baat Me Ungli Karna Achchi Baat Nahi H

Gender discrimination at its best:
Cow dung is holy;
Bull Shit is not!

What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct !

Hv given sm marvlous prsns a spcl place in my hrt
nd u happen 2 b D 1 among Dm topping D list.
Gud night nd lots of sweet sugary drms.
Cuddle up nd sleep tight.