By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Ek Chuha Sharab ke Drum me Gira Aur Mast ho ke Nikla & Soyee hui Billi ke Muh pe kadam rakh ke Bola "Billo Rani..! kaho to abhi Jaan de du
1st : yaar ans sheet pe sabse pehle kya likhu? 2nd : yhi ki " is sheet pe likhe gye sare ans kaalpnik hi, jiska kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nhi."
Waqt Ki Ho Doop Ya Ho Tez Aandiyan Kuch Kadmo K Nishan Kabi Nahe Khote Jinhien Yaad Kar K Muskura De Aankhein Wo Log Door Ho Kar B Door Nahe Hote.
Ek AkaLmand insan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha, "Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyu Kehti Hai.?" . . . . . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do.
GF: Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.. BF: Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya h wo kya tera baap sunega.
If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees. . . . Then Guess What? . . . . Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey. :-) Strange But True. :-)
