Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail, HEART speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose
Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.. !!!
Petrol Ke Rate Badne Ke Baad Santa Scootar Leke
Petrol Pump Gaya.
Salesman: Kitne Ka Daalu?
Santa: Abe 2-4 Rs Ka Iske Upar Spray Kar De, Aag
There is only
one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to
see..Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!