By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah . . . Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola kkkkk.... kiran..
Pankhe Pe Latka Huwa Sar Khirki Se Tumahe Dekhti Atma Bed K Niche Bethi Churail Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash In Sub Ki Taraf Dihan Mat Dena Aram Se Sona Gud Nite
Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat msg bhejo...
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata H... . . . . . . . Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Me Kyon Aata H?
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..!
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
