By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai. Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Sindi's True Fact:- Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana h Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana h, Girlfriend ghar pe akeli h par Hume Dukan jana h.
SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye. Batao kyu.. Kyu... Kyu... kyuki.. GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the....
Son: Dad, if u see a 10Rs note and 5Rs note on the road which one will you take? Dad: Ofcourse the 10Rs note Son: Thats so stupid, why not take both the notes
Driver-Gadi me petrol khatam ho gyi h sethji. Ab gadi agey nahi jaa payegi Sethji-Ohho. Koi nahi beta ek kaam kar. Gaadi peeche le aur ghar chal
Itni Kanjushi Pe Aamda H Sasural Mera Raaj Ki Baat Batate Hui Darr Lagta H Aishe Kamrey Me Sulaate H Kambakht Mujhko Paer Pasaaru Toh Deewaro Pe Sarr Lagta H
