By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail, HEART speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose
Rajnikant's attitude as a student: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100.. !!!
Petrol Ke Rate Badne Ke Baad Santa Scootar Leke Petrol Pump Gaya. Salesman: Kitne Ka Daalu? Santa: Abe 2-4 Rs Ka Iske Upar Spray Kar De, Aag Lagani H.
There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see..Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
