Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Ek 'Aap' Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek 'Hum' Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain.
Marry's father has four daughters
WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?
jis bus mai baithi ho haseenaye
us bus k shishe chatak jaate hai
driver chahe jitni tej chalaye
dewaane fir bhi latak jate hai.
Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.