Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
Arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda H
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi.
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO.