Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao.
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......
Rich kid writes dad, "I feel guilty driving my Porsche while everyone else takes the train". Dad replies, "I wired 20 million. Buy a train."
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.