By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai. Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai. Paani Jitna Geela Hai. Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Santa Ko 500 Aur 50 Note Chaapne Ka Tender MiLa. Kanjoos Santa Ne Kagaz Bachane Ke Liye Ek Taraf 500 Aur Dusri Taraf 50 Ka Note Chhap Diye.
Agar ap ko koi bhi anjaan parcel mile to kripya use na khole ushme meri photo ho sakti h apki zara si laparwahi apko mera diwana bana sakti h.
Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.
