Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.

DIL se DIL laga ke d...

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mat kar dost hasino ...

Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h,

Maine teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

School Me Aag Lg Gyi...

School Me Aag Lg Gyi
Sb Bchche Khush The Ki Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr
1Bacha Udas Tha

Sir-Y RU Sad?

Bacha: Sir, Aap Zinda Kese Bach Gye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta bola- Bhagwan...

Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.

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DIL se DIL laga ke d...

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho.

Mat kar dost hasino ...

Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h,

Maine teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!

School Me Aag Lg Gyi...

School Me Aag Lg Gyi
Sb Bchche Khush The Ki Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr
1Bacha Udas Tha

Sir-Y RU Sad?

Bacha: Sir, Aap Zinda Kese Bach Gye.

Banta bola- Bhagwan...

Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.

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Machar ne eik aadmi ko din mai...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.

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DIL se DIL laga ke d...

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho, Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho, SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge, bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho.

Mat kar dost hasino ...

Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h, Maine teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!

School Me Aag Lg Gyi...

School Me Aag Lg Gyi Sb Bchche Khush The Ki Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega Pr 1Bacha Udas Tha Sir-Y RU Sad? Bacha: Sir, Aap Zinda Kese Bach Gye.

Banta bola- Bhagwan...

Banta bola- Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila. Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi. PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen, Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga? Pata h? Kya khana? Nahi KHABEES.

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Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho.

Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat ankho se waar karti h,

Maine teri wali ke ankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti h!!

School Me Aag Lg Gyi
Sb Bchche Khush The Ki Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr
1Bacha Udas Tha

Sir-Y RU Sad?

Bacha: Sir, Aap Zinda Kese Bach Gye.

Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.