By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.
Very Smart Garment shopkeeper Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do.. Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau.
Aaj Ka Sawal: Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai? very simple Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.. Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari.. . . . . , . . bhabhi lagegi..!!
KUDA HAME BACCHAYE IN HASENO SE KUDA HAME BACCHAYE IN HASENO SE LEKI IN HASENO KO BACCHAYE HAM JAISE KAMINO SE. WAH WAH....!!
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV. Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please.
Master ne bache ki roti kha kr usko kha: Beta ghr ja kr mera naam to nhi bataoge na? Bacha: Nhi Master G mai maa ko kahunga ke meri Roti Kutta kha gya.
