By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.
Pappu: Dekho.. Me Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hu. Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye. Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe h? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail h, bahumat to mere bete k sath h!
Sardar got a job in AIRTel Custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling.
Girl-kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta-haan Girl-lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta-oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Best message from forest department - . . . . . 'Trees se bhi utna pyar karo, Jitna trees ke neeche karte ho!
Girls of 1990– Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum Girls of 2011– Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!
