By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.
Boy: I L U Girl: Phurr Boy: I Wil Die 4 U Girl: Phurr Boy: I Can’t Liv Without U Girl: Phurr Boy: I Wnt U To Give A Diamond Ring Girl: Really? Boy: Phurr
Q- Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A- To protect the sun.
shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue- dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti. paper sidha pakro.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident.
1 Din Jab Vo Hamse Mili Tho Boli Kya Hame Yaad krte Ho.? Ab Unhe Kon Btaaye Ki Yad Karna Itna Aasan Hota Tho, Ham Apni Class Mein Top Na Kar Letey...
She: Mai tujhe Like karti hun. He: Par mai toh tujhe like ke sath comment bhi karta hun She: Mar ja kutte kameeney...
