By Hemant bisht (Apr 5, 2016)
Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
Jaanu, Jaan, Baby, Babu, Shona Ki Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Single Baabu.!
Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal; Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam; Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe; Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye!
Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain. Manu: Par Kaise? Tanu: Tension Se. Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He? Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.
One day,ye vodafone ka kutta soch raha he ki saale mera istamal karke in vodafone walo ne kitni kamayi ki he,,,,aur muje aise chod diyahe
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho? Man: Makhiya maar rha hu Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki or 2 Ph se.
Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.