Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka he nhi.
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.