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Santa ko sapne m ek ladki ne c...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 12, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ko sapne m ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak Santa apne bank nhi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha.
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat m badalte hai"

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