Santa Driving On D Wrong Side...

By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa gets a Cheque ...

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?To see whether itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll BOUNCE or not!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

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Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa gets a Cheque ...

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?To see whether itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll BOUNCE or not!

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

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Santa Driving On D Wrong Side...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.

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Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up. Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange. Banta: What's with it? Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa gets a Cheque ...

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?To see whether itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll BOUNCE or not!

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

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Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.