By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.
Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!
Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha Oh God, She Smokes Wisky Dekhi Oh God, She Drinks Fr Ldke Ko Dekha Thnx God, Ye Sb Iska h.
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.Santa: Bolo.Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!Santa: It's a gud News.Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Santa's Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
