By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking. Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? ...Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de....
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Santa- Sabji.
Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gya...
Ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge . peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm bhi h.
