Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back.
Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .