Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back.
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"
Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi ati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!