By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.
Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa.. Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Chor- Miyaau Santa- Kaun Hai Be Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai..? . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH. HaHaHa.
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hai? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kbhi Khush Nhi Dekh Sakti..
Santa says: Duniya Ka hr ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta.. Aaj Santa Serious h.
Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .
Santa=Mera Beta Meri Kahi Har Baat Manta Hai Banta=Are Wah, Tumne Ye Kaise Kar Diya Santa= Maine Use Keh Rakha Hai Jo Jee Me Aaye Kro.
