By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.
Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto: Roses are Laal; Violets are Nileh; You've made the Daal; Now wash the Patileh!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya? Banta: letter nhi mila. Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God I was born after that. Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India .. Boss: which part? Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal: 1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao.. Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!
