Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back.
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
...Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de....
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gya...