Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
Santa- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..
SANTA went to court
"Order ! Order !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"Shut Up !"
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"