Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
Santa- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..
Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain?
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!