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Santa buys a new Pressure Cook...

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.Shopkeeper: Why are you returnng it?Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.

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