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Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Ankita Arora (May 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!

Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

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Santa was writing so...

Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A donkey kicked a Sa...

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.

He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA at medical sto...

SANTA at medical store:I need poison.
MAN:I cnt sell u.
until u have prescription.
SNTA showed his Weding card.
MAN:Sir badi botal du ya choti
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- kal meri shad...

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife is a ...

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you conclude that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)


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