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SANTA: Maine apni beti ka shaa...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 19, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: Woh kaise?
SANTA: Maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. Usne love marriage karle.

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