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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 19, 2016
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.
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