Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 19, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

In exam hall a girl ...

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

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Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

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Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

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SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

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In exam hall a girl ...

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Santa- Sabji.

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In exam hall a girl ...

In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: "The"

Banta: Where are you...

Banta: Where are you going? Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend. Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour.

Santa: Yaar yeh sura...

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.