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Santa: What do you want for yo...
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Gaurav
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Nov 29, 2014
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: A divorce.
Santa: I wasn't thinking of spending that much!
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Santa aur Jeeto mein...
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?Jeeto: Zehar.Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
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ADMIN
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Inspector to Santa:F...
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
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SLAM BOOK filled by ...
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta mujra dekhne g...
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
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ADMIN
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Sardar: Yar ye...
Sardar: Yar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Sale, Bekuf, Tune to Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia H.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
By:
ANUJ
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Salesman – Si...
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi krte!
Aj powder denge to kal DEO mangega.
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Ajay
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