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Mar 12, 2016 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa's girfrie...

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Hamare Desh K...

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar He Jata H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta- Ladki ko prapo...

Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ke sabse safe jagah konsi h?
Banta- Mandir
Santa- Mandir kyu?
Banta- Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo m CHAPPAL nai hoti.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: Cow Hamari ...

Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: whats diffren...

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors -sea+nears
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors -Zoo+nears
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Kadi-Chaawal K...

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M BMW Mili H.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nhi H!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He just gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Should I Buy ...

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ko sapne m ek ...

Santa ko sapne m ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak Santa apne bank nhi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha.
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat m badalte hai"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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