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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi ...
By
Gaurav
(
Oct 18, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
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