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Santa went to battery shop n a...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Feb 16, 2016
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Ek admi khade-khade ...
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
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Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
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Santa: Dettol sabun ...
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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Banta pair pey charh...
Banta pair pey charha to upar baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta to his servant...
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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