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Santa went to battery shop n a...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Feb 16, 2016
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekhi
Oh God, She Drinks
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska h.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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Jeeto: U know, husba...
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
By:
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Category:
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Santa Shouting 2 His...
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office.
By:
Rajan
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Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATIC...
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai ?Santa: Oye tujhey ye bhi nahi pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to ussey kehte hain AUTO - MAY - TAKLI.
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa- Yaar! A Aura...
Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati H?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata H.
By:
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