A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa to his Fatty W...

Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rhe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika h

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa to his Fatty W...

Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rhe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika h

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa to his Fatty W...

Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rhe Ho? santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika h

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di light off kr k uske pas aya or bola: . Dekho meri watch m light jalti h? santa alwyz rocks

Masterji: kal school...

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Banta: Did you ever ...

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you? Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Q: How do you recogn...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rhe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika h

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you?

Santa: Every night. He used the money for a down payment on a TV set!

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.