A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tu...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa choori karne 1...

Santa choori karne 1 ghar me ghusa. Malik- Kaun hai? Santa- Miyaau. Malik- Kaun hai?. Santa- Miyaaaaauuuoooo.... Malik- Kaun hai??? Santa- Saale billi hu billi.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tu...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa choori karne 1...

Santa choori karne 1 ghar me ghusa. Malik- Kaun hai? Santa- Miyaau. Malik- Kaun hai?. Santa- Miyaaaaauuuoooo.... Malik- Kaun hai??? Santa- Saale billi hu billi.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hou...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tu...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya? Banta: letter nhi mila. Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa choori karne 1...

Santa choori karne 1 ghar me ghusa. Malik- Kaun hai? Santa- Miyaau. Malik- Kaun hai?. Santa- Miyaaaaauuuoooo.... Malik- Kaun hai??? Santa- Saale billi hu billi.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.