Banta pair pey charha to upar ...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta pair pey charha to upar baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Policeman : How did ...

Policeman : How did the accident happen?

Santa : My wife fell asleep in the back seat!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: Meri Bevi It...

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti H K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta pair pey charha to upar ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta pair pey charha to upar baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Policeman : How did ...

Policeman : How did the accident happen?

Santa : My wife fell asleep in the back seat!!

Sardar: Meri Bevi It...

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti H K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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Banta pair pey charha to upar ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta pair pey charha to upar baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa k ghar uske sa...

Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye. Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao. Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba H. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Policeman : How did ...

Policeman : How did the accident happen? Santa : My wife fell asleep in the back seat!!

Sardar: Meri Bevi It...

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti H K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

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Santa k ghar uske sasural wale aye.

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch lekar aao.

Santa bahar gaya aur taxi lekar agaya.

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Policeman : How did the accident happen?

Santa : My wife fell asleep in the back seat!!

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti H K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.