Santa was standing below a tub...

By B K Tripathi (Feb 16, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

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Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

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How Does a Sardar Ch...

How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways ?He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: There are so ...

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

By: Ankita Arora
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Santa-ALLAH k Naam p...

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
Bhikari Khushi se.
Ji ha.
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

By: Gaurav
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Santa: I haven'...

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Banta: Why not?
Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tub...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

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Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
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Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
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Santa: I haven'...

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Santa was standing below a tub...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

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Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist? Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways ?He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !

Santa: There are so ...

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

Santa-ALLAH k Naam p...

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do. Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he. Bhikari Khushi se. Ji ha. B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa: I haven'...

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. Banta: Why not? Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.

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Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open why?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do.
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he.
Bhikari Khushi se.
Ji ha.
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Banta: Why not?
Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.