Santa: I got married because I...

By Ajay (Sep 7, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sita ne RAM ke liye ...

Sita ne RAM ke liye rajmahal chhod diya,devdas ne daru k liye paro ko chhod diya,aur ap ne kya kiya_......chillar bachane k liye SMS karna chodh diya..

By: Roshan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yar meri biwi...

Santa: Yar meri biwi ko pani se bhut der lagta h
Banta: tujhe kaise pta?
Santa: yaar mene dekha tha wo nahate waqt bhi body guard ko apne sath rakhti h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Sita ne RAM ke liye ...

Sita ne RAM ke liye rajmahal chhod diya,devdas ne daru k liye paro ko chhod diya,aur ap ne kya kiya_......chillar bachane k liye SMS karna chodh diya..

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Santa: Yar meri biwi...

Santa: Yar meri biwi ko pani se bhut der lagta h
Banta: tujhe kaise pta?
Santa: yaar mene dekha tha wo nahate waqt bhi body guard ko apne sath rakhti h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

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Santa: I got married because I...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Sita ne RAM ke liye ...

Sita ne RAM ke liye rajmahal chhod diya,devdas ne daru k liye paro ko chhod diya,aur ap ne kya kiya_......chillar bachane k liye SMS karna chodh diya..

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

Santa: Yar meri biwi...

Santa: Yar meri biwi ko pani se bhut der lagta h Banta: tujhe kaise pta? Santa: yaar mene dekha tha wo nahate waqt bhi body guard ko apne sath rakhti h.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Santa: Yar meri biwi ko pani se bhut der lagta h
Banta: tujhe kaise pta?
Santa: yaar mene dekha tha wo nahate waqt bhi body guard ko apne sath rakhti h.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!