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Santa had a dream in which som...
By
Gaurav
(
Sep 20, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..
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