Sep 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Friendship Is not fi...

Friendship Is not finding
GOLD Or SILVER
Among The Rocks Of Life...
Its Accepting Each-Other As
C O A L Till D I A M O N D S
Are Formed Through Time....

By: Ajay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Its a Package of Fee...

Its a Package of Feelings,
Nobody can Make it,
Nobody can Delete it,
Nobody can Explain it,
Only We can Feel it...

By: Ajay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

ye safar dosti ka ka...

ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga

By: Ajay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Tere dil ko sajayeng...

Tere dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar.
Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge
tere sharir me apni jaan dekar

By: Ajay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Friendship marks a l...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
Love risks degenerating into obsession,
Friendship is never anything but sharing...

By: Ajay
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

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Sep 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hi..

Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Friendship Is not fi...

Friendship Is not finding
GOLD Or SILVER
Among The Rocks Of Life...
Its Accepting Each-Other As
C O A L Till D I A M O N D S
Are Formed Through Time....

Its a Package of Fee...

Its a Package of Feelings,
Nobody can Make it,
Nobody can Delete it,
Nobody can Explain it,
Only We can Feel it...

ye safar dosti ka ka...

ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga

Tere dil ko sajayeng...

Tere dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar.
Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge
tere sharir me apni jaan dekar

Friendship marks a l...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
Love risks degenerating into obsession,
Friendship is never anything but sharing...

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Sep 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa aadhi raat ko ...

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Banta: Marte waqt aa...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hi..

Santa ki shaadi ek n...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Friendship Is not fi...

Friendship Is not finding GOLD Or SILVER Among The Rocks Of Life... Its Accepting Each-Other As C O A L Till D I A M O N D S Are Formed Through Time....

Its a Package of Fee...

Its a Package of Feelings, Nobody can Make it, Nobody can Delete it, Nobody can Explain it, Only We can Feel it...

ye safar dosti ka ka...

ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga

Tere dil ko sajayeng...

Tere dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar, tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar. Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge tere sharir me apni jaan dekar

Friendship marks a l...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, Friendship is never anything but sharing...

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Follow Us

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hi..

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rhi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nhi...

Friendship Is not finding
GOLD Or SILVER
Among The Rocks Of Life...
Its Accepting Each-Other As
C O A L Till D I A M O N D S
Are Formed Through Time....

Its a Package of Feelings,
Nobody can Make it,
Nobody can Delete it,
Nobody can Explain it,
Only We can Feel it...

Tere dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar.
Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge
tere sharir me apni jaan dekar

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
Love risks degenerating into obsession,
Friendship is never anything but sharing...