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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...
By
Ajay
(
Jul 4, 2015
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Me to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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