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Santa had a dream in which som...
By
Hiten
(
Feb 4, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..
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