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Santa: Yaar I'm going ka ...

By B K Tripathi (Feb 18, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Yaar I'm going ka kya matlab he?
Banta: Mai ja raha hu.
Santa: Arre jate jate mtlab batake to jaa.

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