Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe ...

By Sumit (Jan 19, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry...

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry...

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To.. Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi. Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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Banta pair pey charh...

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

Santa Radio lekar kh...

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry...

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene. Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!