Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
A santa entered a ladies toilet
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye H
Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye h
'Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye h
Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.
Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?Pappu: Pata nahi.Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?Santa: Pata nahi.Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.
Banta: How is that?
Santa:They enabled me to buy the neighbor's house at half price.
Santa parvachan sun ke ghar aaya ayr patni ko god me utha liya.Patni- Kya Guru ji ne romance karne ko kaha hai.Santa-Nahi pagli,Kaha hai apne dukh khud uthao.