Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign?
Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas.
Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: and this is called Energy.