By Anup Sahni (Feb 23, 2013)
Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children.
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa: Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa: Bete result ka kya hua? Santa: Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"
Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India .. Boss: which part? Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
