By Anup Sahni (Feb 23, 2013)
Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Traffic Cop: Didn't you see the speed limit sign? Santa: Yes I did; but I didn't see you!!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata h, bas. Sir: Thik h, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy.
Santa TV Ki Dukan Me Gaya Or Use Puchha, Aap Color TV Bechte H? Dukanwala Bola: Haaji. Santa Bola: To Mujhe Ek Hara Vala Dena!
