Why did santa keep the door op...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

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Santa: Bhai, har roz...

Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door op...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

Santa: Bhai, har roz...

Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

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Why did santa keep the door op...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

You May Also Like

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.

Santa: Bhai, har roz...

Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Srdar got new job: ...

Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Ek admi khade-khade ...

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

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Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.