Why did Santa sleep with a scale?Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?" Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
What's Ford?What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
Ultimate answer while changing the job.Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?Santa: Because the company shifted and didnÃ¢â¬â¢t tell me where.