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Santa to banta- hum dono m kya...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 21, 2016
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa to banta- hum dono m kya rishta hai,
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kese,
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.
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