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Santa: What's the matter,...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.

Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!

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