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Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha...

By Sumit (Jan 19, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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