Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

By Anamika Sharma (Oct 22, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Police ke inte...

Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer-Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

By: Jatin
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

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Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa Police ke inte...

Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer-Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife.

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

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Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

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Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa Police ke inte...

Santa Police ke interview Par: Interviewer-Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa-Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi M...

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife.

Santa's son - P...

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge? Santa- 10 Rs ka? Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa: I tried ur nu...

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer-Bheed ko Hatane Ke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife.

Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono b to utha skte ho.

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!