Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

By Anamika Sharma (Oct 22, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa looked in the ...

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa idlibana rha t...

Santa idlibana rha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h
Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

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Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa looked in the ...

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

Santa idlibana rha t...

Santa idlibana rha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h
Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

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Jeeto: U know, husband & w...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

You May Also Like

Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Ek Admi Khade-khade ...

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa looked in the ...

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

Santa idlibana rha t...

Santa idlibana rha tha Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho? Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.

Ek sardar ki NANO kh...

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi. Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le

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Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa idlibana rha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda h
Wife: Haramkhor yeh h.

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le