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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 8, 2016
)
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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