Teacher to Santa: is line ki E...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

Santa: Do you know E...

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

doctor: Kaise Aana H...

doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai,Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai
Doc: Daroo Peete Ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi bnana

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me

Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa= mere padosi k...

santa= mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta= fir kya kiya?
santa= maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to his servant...

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is line ki E...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

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Santa: Do you know E...

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

doctor: Kaise Aana H...

doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai,Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai
Doc: Daroo Peete Ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi bnana

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me

Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

santa= mere padosi k...

santa= mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta= fir kya kiya?
santa= maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Banta to his servant...

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki E...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

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Santa: Do you know E...

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

doctor: Kaise Aana H...

doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai,Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi bnana

Judge: Y U've s...

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

santa= mere padosi k...

santa= mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta= fir kya kiya? santa= maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Banta to his servant...

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what the opposite of NAG PANCHAMI is?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai,Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai
Doc: Daroo Peete Ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi bnana

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me

Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

santa= mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta= fir kya kiya?
santa= maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.